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eyeslikecominghome:

a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”

(via tate-o-potato)

braydaaan:

possibly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen I want this

i can’t stop laughing fuck

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(Source: binkshapiro, via chrisgiesen)

Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

(Source: ectogasmic, via sull-n)

best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

(via weareallfandoooomed)

cutiepie-cas:

iamdonewiththesetwo:

cutiepie-cas:

Oh my god I went to the bathroom and when I came back about half of my class started saying happy birthday Amy and I am so confused like I don’t even talk to these people tumblr is the only place I announced my birthday and I’m genuinely concerned

someone follows you on tumblr

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NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IM ACTUALLY SCARED I MEAN I HAVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THESE PEOPLE ON HERE

(via hyena-laugh)

daisybeau:

♡rosy kisses♡

smilingemoticon:

DO NOT BASE PEOPLE ON THEIR RELIGION!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT BASE PEOPLE ON THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT STEREOTYPE PEOPLE ON THOSE KIND OF THINGS JUST FIND OUT MORE ABOUT THEM AND BASE THEM ON THEIR PERSONALITY AND HOW THEY ACT AND WHAT THEY SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via lesbicum)

thepretendr:

“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(via a-annahuynh)

maniclaughter:


illhavenumberthinplease:

yoga-body:

00eyecandy:

UGH WHY CAN’T GUYS EVER LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS

Because just like Rapunzel, you aren’t looking at them when they do.

^you my friend have just opened my eyes


 #dear everyone who thinks no one notices them